What are some of the weird things you have seen if you work in the medical field?
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The man that came into the ER with a vacuum cleaner hose attached to his penis. When he left, he asked for "Ethel" back.
The man that came into surgery with an old TV tube up his butt. He said he was cleaning his TV in the cellar in the nude and slipped and fell and the tube went up his butt. I scrubbed on that case. The x-ray was amazing. This was a huge TV tube. You could see it in the intestine broken in half.
Then there was the man who was caught with a woman not his wife. He ran and the husband chased him catching him in a phone booth and boom, right in the privates. This man's scrotum was the size of a soccer ball, no lie. Huge. His penis was raw meat. They had to do a skin graft.
Our x-ray tech told of taking an x-ray of a man who came into the ER with something up his butt. When he was taking the x-ray he swore he saw little feet coming out of the man's butt. Sure enough, it was a Barbie doll up there. Whenever they tried to pull it out, the arms would go up and it wouldn't come out.
Too funny. People really take the cake.
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December 10th, 2010 at 1:46 am
A couple came into the ER with a problem. He had about 6 peanuts (shelled) inside his urethrae. He and his partner had been playing "feed the elephant" and then they couldn’t get the peanuts out.