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Police who asked a legless negro beggar in Oklahoma City to establish his identity were led round the corner where his brand new car was waiting with his chauffeur. - News Agency
WOMAN ON PHONE IS HARD TO STOP - ROANOKE, Virginia, November 29 (AP). Have phone, will talk. That seems to have been the view of a woman who set some kind of record by talking to the Roanoke Police Department for exactly seven hours and fifteen minutes Friday night and Saturday. The police did not identify the lady by name. She called at I 1.44 P.m. last night and reported a watch stolen. Once that complaint was disposed of she launched into a conversation which covered practically everything from home furnishings to politics. Busy police answered other calls but the lady kept right on talking. The end came shortly after 7 a.m. She began to slur her words, then came what police described as a soft bump followed by snoring. - Georgia paper
The ground at Sheffield yesterday was frost-bound and though liberally treated with sand, 16,ooo spectators were soon laughing at the antics of the players. - Sunday paper
Question. How can you tell the age of a snake? Answer. It is extremely difficult to tell the age of a snake unless you know exactly when it was born. Detroit News
A Marseilles fisherman made the biggest catch of the day over last weekend. He hooked a 12-st. 12-lb. skin diver blowing bubbles and a wide range of adjectives. - B.B.C. Roundabout Programme
Wanted to buy: playpen, cot and high chair; also two single beds. - Hawkes Bay Herald Tribune, N.Z.
According to the rangers in Shenandoah National Park, Virginia, the bears chew up the redwood signs posted reading: `DON'T FEED THE BEARS.' - New York Post
All through the night London police were combing the underworld for the three youths who escaped over the wall from Wormwood Scrubs jail, London. Mrs Johnson was picking blackberries on Wednesday afternoon when she saw a length of black rope thrown over. A wooden ladder followed, and three men dropped on to the grass in the lane which divides Mrs. Johnson's garden from the prison wall. ` I thought they were dodging out for a cup of tea, and intended to go back again,' said Mrs Johnson. `I did not bother to raise the alarm.' - Daily Express
LET US QUOTE A PRICE TO ARRANGE YOUR REMOVAL - Sign in Croydon furniture shop
Corned beef was sent to a Bridgend school canteen. Teachers sniffed it and did not like it. A canteen manageress sniffed it, but pronounced it good; the town sanitary inspector sniffed it and passed it as good; the town medical officer sniffed it and declared it good - then ordered it to be destroyed because too many people had sniffed it. - Daily Express
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March 2nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm
How about the guy who walked into a bank, then ordered the teller to deposit funds into his account at gun point. Then rode his bicycle home to the awaiting sheriff.
March 2nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Do Not Feed the Bears!!!!!!!! (Half of sign is chewed off) lol i guess they dont care what they eat.
March 2nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm
haha!
those are great!!
"If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. – Weisert
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." -Batman costume warning label
March 2nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Got to love that last one having worked as punishment in high school in the schools cafeteria during lunch. lol
That and i can believe about the beggar as well.
Despite our economic times, America still has a heart when it comes to giving.
March 2nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I like the the age of a snake,and the escaped youths,Star…………………………
March 2nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Hi Your Majesty
You are far to clever for this place ,, you will surely get a saint hood for these ….he he he